Meet Norm Median, you might have heard
He’s far from a jock, but not quite a nerd
Just average and he’s had it tired of losing face
Now he’s the planet’s last chance to save the human race
Doomsday on the way a whole city in flames
You're getting hurt, Egbert, this ain’t no video game
And don’t wait - wake Mel from his crazy dream
This nightmare’s for real and it’s too late to scream
OD grows weed so he’s sowing seeds
In science class like "whoa what’d you do to those peas?"
Growing deeper in the reefer as he wanders by
Had to smoke his way out he caught a monster high
Sending Doom and Gloom to back where they came
Shredding Mr Armageddon in a basketball game
My man's got no handles and the crowd just jeers
Doomsday’s gonna wait another thousand years
credits
released October 27, 2022
Produced by Wockenfuss.
Bass by Talik.