He’s not your standard vampire but he’ll explain it to you
He’s a recent graduate of Transylvania U
Retainer over fangs got the flashy duds
Garlic doesn’t faze him and he’ll pass on the blood
Now it’s his chance to be a hero before Mona’s dead
Before a peg-legged pirate hambones her head
Hand the ax to Rockula on guitar he slays
On the mic it’s Rapula he’s got bars for days
Bo Diddley in the building and his friends are trying
But Stanley wants to take the death out of dying
Halloween Club Hell and it’s packed to the hilt
Boom Boom Williams serving snacks in a kilt
Scratching and cutting watching Phoebe slay
You want this night to last forever? Better seize the day
Getting colder in October it’s Johnny Wock for ya
But I just wanna Rockula