The dish is rigged, gonna blind the block
More satellite channels than there’s time to watch
So we can rock with W.A.S.P., get loose with Lucha
Channel 69 for nudes if the mood should suit you
And Medusa’s boobs’ll make dial your phone
Peer deep into her cleavage turn your life to stone
It’s a Midnight Horrorthon, cheesy you bet
Forget 3-D, they’re leaping through your TV set
Stanley Putterman, gold chains, leisure suit on
Swingin’ with a hungrybeast beamed from Pluton
And its appetite’s expanding, don’t wait and see
Thought the monster liked metal than he ate OD
The Pleasure Palace, more trouble than lust
A pool made for lovers? Just a puddle of guts
Mutated energy ensnared in prisms
Scared to change the channel? That’s TerrorVison